Eat me.

So I am actually post a blog for the sake of posting a blog.
I have nothing interesting to say.
My day was gay.
My week has been gay, with flecks of fucking awesomeness.
And my weekend is going to be gay.
Not the nights, just the days.
Tonight I am off to Cameron Matthews. Where I will get to chill with the most awesome people you will ever meet.
And tomorrow night, I am off to Rhiannas to chillbang with the group. The most awesome people I have ever met.
My favourite teacher earnt his spot today as he was in quite the good, talkative mood that I think is great, cause this means I don't have to do work.
I am still rofling. Yes I did say rofl Britt. At some of the things that go on in my grade. The sad, sad, sad things that happen. Like jesus. The amount of people who aren't ballsy enough to say shit to peoples faces. Myself included. However, sometimes. If I ate my carrots the night before, I might have half a ball and accidently let something mean slip.
RIP to Brittenysssss phone :( and to my painting that I have just mucked up. Goodbye good grades for art.
ERRRRRRRRRRRRR. I have to go get ready before I bore you all to death.

CIAO;

errrrrr

Okayy. So my life. Isnt as boring as usual at this point in time.


THANKS BJLALLY.
Lally = To roll your penis between your palms while masturbating to gay porn.


SO ANYWAYS,


Lunch was quite good. I enjoyed popping little red honey flowery things on my forehead.
Clinically proven for a good time.

And I must say. It's quite hilarious watching your pal sitting on a rock meditiating.
I could tell you what else is funny. But you will have to wait till tomorrow to find out.

errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
I think your just sad. That you thought. That your fantastic idea was like soo edgy, mean and bitchy.
But everyone loved it. Myself included. When you were diliberately trying to hurt my feelings.
SHIT. Better luck next time.

ACTUALLY. Nevermind. Cause. I actually don't acknowledge the shit you come up with.
ACTUALLY. Now I'm thinking about it.. Noone does..

"We didn't have to figure shit out, it's not rocket science." - Britteny Lally.
It's true. You were the first person many people thought of..
I mean. You showed everyone in the first place.. That kinda gave it away.
And it was expected of you to be the type of person to post something like that anyways.

And you were being talked about. About how pathetic your life must be.
Not about the blog. People thought it was fantastic.
And wanted more. People at our school have boring lifes.
They strive off conflict and gossip.
Of which you have made obvious.

I'm sure if you read through my blogs, you'll find at least one, stating about how much of a hypocrite I am.
So. Thats no news to me, I could have told you before you felt the need to state it.

Fuck me aye, If you wanna say shit like that. Okay cool. Brand your name on where you wrote it. If you wanna say shit like that. Okay cool. Say it and mean it, Don't apologise, cause then whats the point in saying it in the first place.
To be completely honest. Another reason you shouldn't apologise. Is because no one took offence to it. So there aint no need to apologise.

Righto. Now thats all cleared up.
I'm actually not a nice enough person to wish you a good life.
Soo uh, Yeahh.
Peace out mf.



ps. No one said your a bitch, I think you just really wanna be one.
 Some are born bitchy, some achieve bitchiness, and some have bitchiness thrust upon them. -ws
But your none of them. You just try to brand yourself a bitch; If you get a kick out of that well then good on ya. But uhh yehh.

Dear AnonBitch

Dearest Bloggers and so on so forth,

HOW ARE YOU :)

Please. People. Comment me if I'm wrong. But I thought a bitch was someone who said shit to peoples faces without caring about the consequences. Someone whos not gonna tippy toe around peoples feelings.
Mmmm.

So as I am sure this comes as news to noone, but we had the pleasent meeting with someone known as "The anonymous Bitch". I must say. I was quite entralled with this idea. And thought that it was the most exciting thing that had effected our school in about seventy years.

How ever. I do believe this person was incredibly pathetic (which makes it all the more hilarious). It occured to me that everyone who read this blog, either thought that 1) like myself, everyone thought that this person was incredibly pathetic and quite the coward. If you wanna say shit about different people. Say it to peoples faces please. or 2) also like me, it was quite hilarious but didnt really take much notice of this persons need to be acknowledged.

To be quite honest. This person defiantely basked in Redeemers 2.5 seconds of fame. And congratulations on that one.

I must admit. I would have been quite cut if I hadn't been mentioned however. I am quite the attention whore, as I'm sure anonymous bitch you would agree.

But everyone who likes to keep up with the fad's: heres a new one for you,
When someone is having a whinge, just say to them 'JESUS JUST GO WRITE  A BLOG ABOUT IT'.

HOWEVER.

It has been bought to my attention, that. Sadly. "The Anonymous Bitch" era has already, yes already, passed. And she/he has deleted the page.
Quite sad to those who were unable to read it in time.

Well Anyways, I'm just off to stick out my 'DD's', I mean watch TV.



BLOGGERS NOTE:
Please. AnonBitch. If you think your lucky enough to get through this unscathed, think again. We know who you are. And we think your even more pathetic then we though you were before. And just to prove we know.

Heres a snippet of a conversation you might remember. It goes something like this.

"Everyone is just scared that AnonBitch is gonna tell their secrets."

"I think AnonBitch has no life and is obviously so insecure about themselves they have to whinge about people on the internet anonymously"

*silence*

Yeahhhhhhhhhh. peaceout mf.


PS. I NEVER SAID I WASNT HYPOCRITICALL.

Emily.

Mine are ankle creases remember.. Jesus.

Immaturity.

I think;

People these days are all caught up in being perceived as mature.

Thats the cool thing to be these days. Mature.


And I get that. I really do.

But leave the immature alone.


The immature are the people who really have fun and are happy with things they way it is. If they were bothered with being called immature don’t you think they would change.


I went ahead and urban dictionaried the term immature for you all:

1. Usally people say this to make themselves feel older and more mature even though there not.

Sam: Dude wanna go have a mud fight!
Kevin: Your so immature, thats for little kids.
Sam: Fuck you at least I'm not an asshole.




2. 99% of high school chicks who laugh hysterically at things that are not remotely funny



And you can tell if you are immature if you find this humerous:


Immature Fetus
An aborted baby, a fetus that has an attitude. Grow up and move out of the dumpster.


Tim should have ended up as an immature fetus. At least as an immature fetus he wouldn't have grown up to be such an annoying grown up baby, but if he grew multiple spider arms all of a sudden then he would be sweet as because mutants rock!

I know I did.

But seriously. Loosen up a bit. Life is there to enjoy. Don't get caught up in all this mature crap. Live life like your ten.
I mean. Only if you want to.

But cut us immature beings some slack. We just want to have fun.
Our heads are too far up our bums to care, and we like it like that.

Okay; I know I said. I would post something meaningful etc etc.
And I will. After this blog.. sometime..


But it's just too easy to post rubbish.


I'm taking a leaf out of Madi's book :)
Here are some totally irrelevent, useless facts
for you unfortunate readers.


1. I am obsessive compulsive in the control department. I need to be in control and know everything!
If I hear a snippit of a new article or cold case or bloody anythinggggg.
I google it and make sure I know each and every of the major and minor details..


2. As you have read. I BLOODY LOVE GOOGLE. I google everything. Piss off bing. It just doesnt sound cool. "OMG I totally binged global warming last night." that sounds ridiculous. I could just imagine it being used in a sentance like this "OMG i totally binged Kayla last night." See.. Ridiculous. And seexual.


3. I explain my life with quotes and lyrics. I have no idea why, but it seems that ALWAYS there is a song or lyric that feels relevent to the shit that happens in your life.. Bloody musicians.


4. I hate it on days where you hate life and you just want to bitch about life in general. People alwasy try to cheer you up. I KNOW I KNOW. They are trying to be nice, and sometimes its all sweet. But who doesnt get those days where you just want to be angry at everything.


5. I have anger management issues. Not even kiddig. The councillor said :). And I pride myself in this. I like to be angry. So piss off and have a whinge if you have a problem with that.


6. I am so family/ friend orientated. I will do absolutely anything for friends and family. They light up my life and are pretty much the only reason I live. Everything else has failed and even some friends and family have failed. But there are those special few that keep me going :) I am a very big believer in loyalty and the whole being there for eachother concept :)


7. I have learnt that you can't trust anyone. That even the people you think are your best, best friends, only think about number one. I think thats sad, but it's something everyone should know.


wow. depressing turn of events. Lighter subjects please.




8. Every day, I say, tomorrow I'll g ofor a jog and stop eating so much shit.
Tomorrow. Never. Comes.


9. I NEVER STOP EATING. Never. I could never ever ever ever ever be anorexic. Bulemic maybe. But I just enjoy eating way to much to stop...




osidajhhs I LOVE FOOD.




10. I quite enjoy the company of  MADISON BLOM.


11. I quite enjoy arguing with teachers also. Well. I'm not rebel enough to argue with scary ones. Just funny pushover ones. Well.. that seems to be all I do in certain classes. Not naming any particular teachers.....


12. I quite like to use english to express myself. Well. I mean. Everyone uses english. But I like to make up new words or use peculiar ones that are often tossed to the side on the plate of modern english. I like to speak old fashiony too :) and make up new words. Most people don't understand any of the shit that I babble on about..


13. I LOVE TO TALLKKKK. I go and go and go and go and go and go and go and go and go and go and go and go. I talk day night, on land, under water, to myself, to others, anywhere and everywhere. You name it. Even if I run out of things to talk about, I still manage to babble on about things that arn't even being discussed at the time. When I get up in the morning and go for a jog, I talk to myself the entire time.


14. I'm a bit like JD on scrubs. My imagination often runs wild, with odd and unusal day dreams. However, I don't think I get that involved in them as he does.. But anyway! And then when I think one of my day dreams are hysterical, I'll tell anyone who happens to be there in such hysterical detail that I think they will find it funny too.. But they dont. EXCEPT SHANYA :) she alwasy gets it, and then we talk about it for years and make it funnier, to us anyway.. :S


SORRRRY FOR THE TORMENT.;

So I may have come to another realisation that I speak complete and utter crap on my blogs.
Whether it be silly little devotions to friends or pathetic little pussy ways of fighting.
Sooo. I'm gonna pick up my act..

I frigin fail.

I have come to a stupid gay realisation.

That the ABSOLUTE minute I find myself getting close to someone, and becoming vunerable to them. I shutdown and start a fight with them. I don't know what it is.

But it makes me angry.

TO TENNNNNNEAL;

HAIIIII TENNNEALL :)
And everyone elseeee..


TENNEAL HAS A VANGINA :) Yes. A VANgina.
And a chikalo too. Don't forget that :)

Sometimes we play it in CS if the mood is right. You know.
That is of course when we arent highly interested in the sex video that is being displayed.

So if you are wondering what to purchase us for Christmas. There are some ideas for you. A chikalo or sex video. NOT PORN THOUGH. It has to be educational. Preferably on the penis. Cause we have already watched a vagina video.

Madi; I want a laptop for Christmas :) You can use in when you are on your ripstik.

Thank Goodnesss

Sub topic:
TO EVERYONE. MITCHELL AND I ARE NOT DATING/LIKE EACHOTHER/ ARE GAY LOVERS/ HAVE ANY REMOTE CHANCE OF GETTING MARRIED ETC ETC ETC. Sweeeet. Glad we got that sorrrted.

Main topic:
Most fights = as good as overrrrrr :)

Thank godsticles! Swear to god. Just add -sticles to the end of any word and its so fun to sayyyy :)

Just want to say a quick sorrrrrrry :) even though I have said them already to the people that it is aimed attt.

I just figure that so much flowed into the blogs, that the apology should also :)

And I also may have just squished chocolate into one of they keys on my phone.. er..

And from the instance where I post =$^@$% that shall mean that I will limit all the bitching to the complete minimum and try to find the best in each person I meet.
I know it sounds like something I am unlikely able to do.. It's nice to know you have oh-so much faith in me.. :)

HOWEVER I just want to post something quickly. That I am sure the person it is about wont even read this, cause he doesn't know I have a blog! But *clears throat*..

About a Boy..

FOR FUCKS SAKES.

YOUR SO FUCKING RETARDED AND I JUST WANT TO FRIKIN STAB YOU IN THE VAGINA!

gawdd.....

OKAYYY

=$^@$%