Joanna;;;

My girl Joanna.
Is quite fantastic.
I enjoy going on dates with her to the cinemas ( L )
I enjoy celebrating 'Other Mothers Day'
Joanna I jsut want to ask you;
"Who is Sean?"
"Oh Sean is my boyfriend before Mark."
"Who the Fu-"

And there is something I need to say before I go..

Honey, I don't know how to tell you this.. But there is an Asian family in our bathroom..

Joanna no longer My girl .
After the break up I wrote you this poem.

Roses are red, Violets are blue,
F*** YOU WHORE.

"Joanna is the biggest whore. Its like she took a shit on my face.. Literally."
"LITERALLY?!"
"NO not literally! Whats wrong with you!"

OH and one last thing..

I HATE THIS SONG
Son your gonna have to exit this bus.